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"You should ALL be running!": abolished-your-mythology: whitetearsprincess: THIS LITTLE GIRLTHIS... →

hipsterinatardis:

abolished-your-mythology:

whitetearsprincess:

THIS LITTLE GIRL

THIS LITTLE GIRL MADE HER FIRST MOVIE

AND SHE GOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR

SHE CAME WITH HER LITTLE PUPPYDOG PURSE

AND WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FUN NIGHT

EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WIN

BUT INSTEAD

SHE GETS SOME WHITE MAN TAKING…

George Clooney was the target of that joke, but she should have not been brought into it.

Reactionary.. Sounds like the originator of this post has a HUGE chip on their shoulders. You should talk to a professional about your tendency to jump to the wrong conclusion based off your own inner demons.

Here is the truth:

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/seth-macfarlanes-best-worst-oscar-moments/story?id=18585422#2

Now stop this stupidity. Anyone who reblogs this to encourage the original poster’s mindset. Take the same advise I gave above. Seek professional help.

Hatred, aimed or misguided is just plain stupid.

coupleobears:

thelifeandtimesofagaymer:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

GIVEAWAY!Alright, everyone! In order to celebrate hitting 1,000 followers and all of the fun I have had here on Tumblr (my internet home), I have decided to do a giveaway. I am giving away the following items:
A replica of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver. 
A replica of Hermione’s time turner from Prisoner of Azkaban. 
A replica of The One Ring from Lord of the Rings (US size 10, but can be worn on a chain like Frodo does). 
A Derek and Stiles plushie combo so you can ship them even in real life!
A special item for each of the winners which I shall reveal as the time for the random drawing comes closer.
I am picking four different winners; one for each item (or set of items in the case of the plushies). The way this works is simple: when you reblog this post, make sure you put which item it is you want out of the four. I will then randomly select four different winners for each of the items.  Rules:
You must be following me. This is for my followers. I will be checking. 
Likes do not count, only reblogs, as otherwise I can’t tell which item you want. You can reblog as many times as you like. 
You must state which of the four items you want out of the giveaway when you reblog.  
No giveway blogs. It’s unfair. 
This giveaway is for the U.S., Canada, Europe, and Australia only. 
The giveaway ends on February 25th, 2013 (EST time zone).
Good luck, and allons-y! 

LAST DAY, EVERYONE!

Ooh, I want dat TimeTurner.

Ooo!…ooo!…Sonic Screwdriver!!!

One RIng, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Turner!!

coupleobears:

thelifeandtimesofagaymer:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

GIVEAWAY!

Alright, everyone! In order to celebrate hitting 1,000 followers and all of the fun I have had here on Tumblr (my internet home), I have decided to do a giveaway. I am giving away the following items:

  • A replica of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver.
     
  • A replica of Hermione’s time turner from Prisoner of Azkaban.
     
  • A replica of The One Ring from Lord of the Rings (US size 10, but can be worn on a chain like Frodo does).
     
  • A Derek and Stiles plushie combo so you can ship them even in real life!

  • A special item for each of the winners which I shall reveal as the time for the random drawing comes closer.


I am picking four different winners; one for each item (or set of items in the case of the plushies). The way this works is simple: when you reblog this post, make sure you put which item it is you want out of the four. I will then randomly select four different winners for each of the items.  


Rules:

  • You must be following me. This is for my followers. I will be checking.
     
  • Likes do not count, only reblogs, as otherwise I can’t tell which item you want. You can reblog as many times as you like.
     
  • You must state which of the four items you want out of the giveaway when you reblog. 
     
  • No giveway blogs. It’s unfair.
     
  • This giveaway is for the U.S., Canada, Europe, and Australia only.
     
  • The giveaway ends on February 25th, 2013 (EST time zone).


Good luck, and allons-y! 

LAST DAY, EVERYONE!

Ooh, I want dat TimeTurner.

Ooo!…ooo!…Sonic Screwdriver!!!

One RIng, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Turner!!

raththefallen Hrm what about me, other than my chubbiness, infatuates you? ; 3

you like dragons, you are pansexual, you love furry art, you are sexy.. I left the furry community when my ex became a whore.

raththefallen So you came across my blog and became infatuated eh? I think thats cute. ; 3

Guilty as charged

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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We could try and make this a

(via ofallonmochub)

violaguy88:

Ready for my first day back teaching!

If I were in school again, I’d have a crush on a certain teacher.

violaguy88:

Ready for my first day back teaching!

If I were in school again, I’d have a crush on a certain teacher.

largermen:

Handsome ginger pup

Sheer Perfection! You, Good Sir, are the personification!

(via noskinnyguysallowed)

I have this shirt from Woot

I have this shirt from Woot

(via cubbymccubberson)

liljohnbear:

I found Evan in his natural habitat, playing video games :3

Adorable! Where can I get one of these?

liljohnbear:

I found Evan in his natural habitat, playing video games :3

Adorable! Where can I get one of these?

spookykurloztheboneking:

tricksterkind:

ladies and gentlemen
one of the most feared dog breeds in america 

Ladies and Gentlemen, One of the statistically most violent man created dogs on earth. Not the first, just the last. This is not a natural genetic makeup, this is a breed whose sole intent was to be a force to contend with. Thank you, remove the breed.

(via bluntsarebest)

This is me, seriously. Is this why I am alone? hmmmmm…

This is me, seriously. Is this why I am alone? hmmmmm…

(via jacksonblogs)

cubbybuddy622:

reallifescomedyrelief:

So…anon yesterday asked for a belly shot, and many others liked the ask, and I figured “Tomorrows Tuesday, I’ll wait and do a Tummy Tuesday.”

There really is a good bit of belly fur…it’s just all blond. 

Sorry school friends who aren’t attracted to me…I take my attention where I can get it.

/swoon.

Uber sexy!

Brillant!

Brillant!

(via ravenclawcore)

lilfreakoholic Hey where u from?

Atlanta GA

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