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Anonymous Have you ever dealt with so-called "purebred" & "convert" atheists? "Purebred" atheists meaning those who claim to come from a "long line" of atheist ("born into atheism") & "convert" atheists being those who were previously theist. In my area, there seems to be a war between the two groups regarding which group is "purer" in the terms of atheistic belief. I'm really tired of this BS, but I always have people asking whether I'm a "convert" or "purebred" atheist. How do I deal with these idiots

Again, moot. The posturing of this type shows the inherent nature of the human ego.

Tis all bullshit. Either you believe or you dont. There isn’t a grand prize either way no matter what kind of status one wishes to use to claim some grandious title.

empty-sacajaweeda:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

soullesssammich:

the curious case of jared padaleckeyes

what the actual fuck jared why can’t my eyes do that.

my eyes do this. i must be part moose.

My eyes also do this. My eyes change color according to my mood. From Ice Blue/gray to Ocean Blue to Green to Hazel.

The fun part is when someone puts the two together. They:

#1. Get wierded out and ask me/tell me about it.

#2. Don’t tell me about it and use it to thier advantage.

Either way I don’t mind, cause you gotta be close to me to figure it out.

(via sackoftheweedduh)

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tumblrbot WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My Djembe

This is my Boy! He is a pure bred miniature Poodle. He comes home in 3 weeks. I hear he is trouble. Any name suggestions?

This is my Boy! He is a pure bred miniature Poodle. He comes home in 3 weeks. I hear he is trouble. Any name suggestions?

Do you not find fervent atheism is just as dogmatic as fervent spiritual denomination within the institution of belief systems?


No.. Here us why, and after all the ignorant (present question excluded) responses to my “get off your high horse muslim lady” post, I will explain…

Atheism, contrary to popular fads out there, is not a “Belief” system. To state you do not believe means just that. Atheism… The non belief in a diety.

Science is my religion. Fact my morals and skepticism my ethics.

Speaking out on all dogma, with feverent verocity is of utmost importance. My mission, as well as many other Atheist, is to WIPE religion off the planet.

empboy142 Apparently by some of your followers im known as a brown atheist. hug!

LOL   nice

gltbears:

bearassnaked:

Here’s Marc. Show him how popular he is with out me in the pic. Reblog!

sexy fella Marc

DAMN CUTE!

bonesmeup i attempted to reblog your self-pics, but couldn't. Just wanted you to know I think you are very hot and handsome, and thanks for posting them. john

Well Thank You!

foxh0und You're a fucking prick, i was looking for cute red panda's and one of your ugly naked tiny pricked fat cunts popped up on google images, your tumblr should go to hell because that shit aint right.

Are you new to Tumblr? Really? I’d like to see where I posted a red panda. Maybe you should blame those furries for ruining your red panda fetish.

Frankly my Tumblr is HELL! when I get ignorant “asks” in my box like yours Demons and Demigods come seething through the space between posts on my dashboard reminding me why stupid should be illegal.

Sincerely,

DON’T GIVE A FUCK

otternatl:

So, I have decided to fuel my “posts” deficit by actually taking a challenge..
Day 1. Write some basic things about yourself. My name is Mark. I am a bisexual male. I live in the metro Atlanta, Georgia area. I am single, although my last relationship was 10 years long. I am a Leo. My favorite color is purple. I am Pagan and an Atheist. I love music of all types, currently stuck on Adele. I have a Dragon’s heart and an Otter’s spirit. I love people to much. My best friend is a heterosexual male. I like over average gluteus maximi  and I am unable to fabricate a falsification. I love words, there are so many useful words we can use to communicate. I drive a Kia Soul and I love it. I have had salt and pepper hair since I was 26.
Wow, to actually think about what you wanna answer with is kind of interesting.
See you guys tomorrow on this subject, for now keep Tumbln’
~OtterNAtl
Life is full of surprises! Been a while since I posted this, and wow. I will post why this has been ignored for so long and what has happened since this was posted.

For now… Day 2.
Likes (in random order):
Music
Art
Men
Women
Salty Snacks
Outdoors
Autumn
Coffee
Books

Dislikes (in random order after first 6)
Religion
Politics
Bigotry
Close-mindedness
Dishonesty
Thieves
Eggplant
Uncleanliness
Fisting
hypocrites

There.. Day 2 a year later… wow

otternatl:

So, I have decided to fuel my “posts” deficit by actually taking a challenge..

Day 1. Write some basic things about yourself. My name is Mark. I am a bisexual male. I live in the metro Atlanta, Georgia area. I am single, although my last relationship was 10 years long. I am a Leo. My favorite color is purple. I am Pagan and an Atheist. I love music of all types, currently stuck on Adele. I have a Dragon’s heart and an Otter’s spirit. I love people to much. My best friend is a heterosexual male. I like over average gluteus maximi  and I am unable to fabricate a falsification. I love words, there are so many useful words we can use to communicate. I drive a Kia Soul and I love it. I have had salt and pepper hair since I was 26.

Wow, to actually think about what you wanna answer with is kind of interesting.

See you guys tomorrow on this subject, for now keep Tumbln’

~OtterNAtl

Life is full of surprises! Been a while since I posted this, and wow. I will post why this has been ignored for so long and what has happened since this was posted.

For now… Day 2.

Likes (in random order):

Music

Art

Men

Women

Salty Snacks

Outdoors

Autumn

Coffee

Books

Dislikes (in random order after first 6)

Religion

Politics

Bigotry

Close-mindedness

Dishonesty

Thieves

Eggplant

Uncleanliness

Fisting

hypocrites

There.. Day 2 a year later… wow

Anonymous Us being friends. Can I have your number again? i lost it and I wanna text you sometime

um you are anon

Just One More….

Where the fucking hell do all these nasty creatures come from. I keep marking them as a H8. I respect that they are alive, mammals and such, but they are vile.

CATS. a creature that walks around as if they are in charge. Forget who feeds them. They shit in boxes where they then proceed to “clean” themselves by licking the fecal matter off their feet and fur, then they walk all over everything.

I know you are saying “not my cat” and I say to you YES your cat. You go to sleep and they wander your house as if it is their domain alone.

I just moved from a house that had 18 cats amongst 2 couples. NASTY hairballs all over the floor, sneaky jumps up on the kitchen counter when no one is looking.HAIR ALL OVER EVERYTHING!

Oh and the “my house don’t stink”  yeah sure… only when you know you got company coming over. NASTY VILE DOMESTICATED cats! They belong OUTSIDE chasing rats and mice and eating out of garbage, not in a house!

Just my opinion.

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