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bebarnice:

thebigbearcave:

he’s very photogenic :) handsome and adorable. you wouldn’t guess there was a big fat ass attached to this hottie from a headshot!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

One of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. He and his partner are rude, pretentious, egotistical and downright disrespectful.

(via pposo)

May 18 at 1:50pm via thebigbearcave · Like · View Post
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Being Muslim is not genetic. You chose your religion as an adult. You could have chosen to leave the religion, but you did not. Do not worry, I would say the same about other religions.

You are full of shit. Your statement is irrelevant and misguided. Your words are those of a zealot and a defender of a belief…not  a genetically chosen part of who you are…


FUCK YOU, and your agenda.

(via mudbuttsantorum)

April 27 at 12:02pm via lifeisliterallylimited · Like · View Post
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irish—cub: So I’m just gonna leave a pic of my fatness and walk away nervously. Damn Damn Damn. Another beautiful Human. What’s a guy to do? Damn!

irish—cub:

So I’m just gonna leave a pic of my fatness and walk away nervously.

Damn Damn Damn. Another beautiful Human. What’s a guy to do? Damn!

April 24 at 1:01am via irish--cub · Like · View Post
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Prayer does nothing. Instead of praying to an invisable man in the sky, why don’t you do something productive like give money to the Red Cross.Prayer hasbeen proven to be useless anyway.

Prayer does nothing. Instead of praying to an invisable man in the sky, why don’t you do something productive like give money to the Red Cross.

Prayer hasbeen proven to be useless anyway.

(via dragonboi)

April 15 at 5:41pm via wewalktogetherforever · Like · View Post
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darkrizin87: Lets see what happens lol Nice!

darkrizin87:

Lets see what happens lol

Nice!

(via electricunderwear)

April 15 at 1:43am via darkrizin87 · Like · View Post
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TUMBLR FAIL

I hate the new update to the Tumblr mobile app. I got no time to view posts before it auto updates the dash and sends what I was reading into limbo.

Bad Tumblr!

April 10 at 10:41am · Like · View Post
tumblrbear: I need a chub! Be careful what you ask for, you may get an attitude and ego instead

tumblrbear:

I need a chub!

Be careful what you ask for, you may get an attitude and ego instead

(via bearchaser)

March 16 at 2:09pm via tumblrbear · Like · View Post
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f-e-r-i-d-a: buckerz101: thaddeusgrey: you see guys? Pitt bulls are vicious monsters! Look at this animal, blatantly attacking this poor girl’s face! OHHH THE HORROR!! omg i fucking hate pit bulls they are monsters look how he attacked her oh my…FUCK ME THIS IS FUCKING CUTE You people do not understand the Wolf.You cannot comprehend the instinct still alive in all domesticated canines.The worst part of the hunter is in this breed, and we, Mankind, created this animal.Exstincting a breed is not equal to exstinctintion of the species. Ban the breed!

f-e-r-i-d-a:

buckerz101:

thaddeusgrey:

you see guys? Pitt bulls are vicious monsters! Look at this animal, blatantly attacking this poor girl’s face!

OHHH THE HORROR!!

omg i fucking hate pit bulls they are monsters look how he attacked her oh my…FUCK ME THIS IS FUCKING CUTE

You people do not understand the Wolf.

You cannot comprehend the instinct still alive in all domesticated canines.

The worst part of the hunter is in this breed, and we, Mankind, created this animal.

Exstincting a breed is not equal to exstinctintion of the species.

Ban the breed!

(via bloodphoenix)

March 13 at 12:42am via imgfave · Like · View Post
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"You should ALL be running!": abolished-your-mythology: whitetearsprincess: THIS LITTLE GIRLTHIS... →

hipsterinatardis:

abolished-your-mythology:

whitetearsprincess:

THIS LITTLE GIRL

THIS LITTLE GIRL MADE HER FIRST MOVIE

AND SHE GOT NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR

SHE CAME WITH HER LITTLE PUPPYDOG PURSE

AND WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FUN NIGHT

EVEN IF SHE DIDNT WIN

BUT INSTEAD

SHE GETS SOME WHITE MAN TAKING…

George Clooney was the target of that joke, but she should have not been brought into it.

Reactionary.. Sounds like the originator of this post has a HUGE chip on their shoulders. You should talk to a professional about your tendency to jump to the wrong conclusion based off your own inner demons.

Here is the truth:

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/seth-macfarlanes-best-worst-oscar-moments/story?id=18585422#2

Now stop this stupidity. Anyone who reblogs this to encourage the original poster’s mindset. Take the same advise I gave above. Seek professional help.

Hatred, aimed or misguided is just plain stupid.

February 25 at 12:59am via sportsworu · Like · View Post
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coupleobears: thelifeandtimesofagaymer: sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: GIVEAWAY!Alright, everyone! In order to celebrate hitting 1,000 followers and all of the fun I have had here on Tumblr (my internet home), I have decided to do a giveaway. I am giving away the following items: A replica of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver.  A replica of Hermione’s time turner from Prisoner of Azkaban.  A replica of The One Ring from Lord of the Rings (US size 10, but can be worn on a chain like Frodo does).  A Derek and Stiles plushie combo so you can ship them even in real life! A special item for each of the winners which I shall reveal as the time for the random drawing comes closer. I am picking four different winners; one for each item (or set of items in the case of the plushies). The way this works is simple: when you reblog this post, make sure you put which item it is you want out of the four. I will then randomly select four different winners for each of the items.  Rules: You must be following me. This is for my followers. I will be checking.  Likes do not count, only reblogs, as otherwise I can’t tell which item you want. You can reblog as many times as you like.  You must state which of the four items you want out of the giveaway when you reblog.   No giveway blogs. It’s unfair.  This giveaway is for the U.S., Canada, Europe, and Australia only.  The giveaway ends on February 25th, 2013 (EST time zone). Good luck, and allons-y!  LAST DAY, EVERYONE! Ooh, I want dat TimeTurner. Ooo!…ooo!…Sonic Screwdriver!!! One RIng, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Turner!!

coupleobears:

thelifeandtimesofagaymer:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

GIVEAWAY!

Alright, everyone! In order to celebrate hitting 1,000 followers and all of the fun I have had here on Tumblr (my internet home), I have decided to do a giveaway. I am giving away the following items:

  • A replica of the 11th Doctor’s sonic screwdriver.
     
  • A replica of Hermione’s time turner from Prisoner of Azkaban.
     
  • A replica of The One Ring from Lord of the Rings (US size 10, but can be worn on a chain like Frodo does).
     
  • A Derek and Stiles plushie combo so you can ship them even in real life!

  • A special item for each of the winners which I shall reveal as the time for the random drawing comes closer.


I am picking four different winners; one for each item (or set of items in the case of the plushies). The way this works is simple: when you reblog this post, make sure you put which item it is you want out of the four. I will then randomly select four different winners for each of the items.  


Rules:

  • You must be following me. This is for my followers. I will be checking.
     
  • Likes do not count, only reblogs, as otherwise I can’t tell which item you want. You can reblog as many times as you like.
     
  • You must state which of the four items you want out of the giveaway when you reblog. 
     
  • No giveway blogs. It’s unfair.
     
  • This giveaway is for the U.S., Canada, Europe, and Australia only.
     
  • The giveaway ends on February 25th, 2013 (EST time zone).


Good luck, and allons-y! 

LAST DAY, EVERYONE!

Ooh, I want dat TimeTurner.

Ooo!…ooo!…Sonic Screwdriver!!!

One RIng, Sonic Screwdriver, Time Turner!!

February 24 at 2:08pm via sodomymcscurvylegs · Like · View Post
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raththefallen Hrm what about me, other than my chubbiness, infatuates you? ; 3

you like dragons, you are pansexual, you love furry art, you are sexy.. I left the furry community when my ex became a whore.

February 23 at 7:14pm · Like · View Post

raththefallen So you came across my blog and became infatuated eh? I think thats cute. ; 3

Guilty as charged

February 23 at 7:07pm · Like · View Post
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janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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We could try and make this a

(via ofallonmochub)

February 9 at 10:08am via homeharuka · Like · View Post
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violaguy88: Ready for my first day back teaching! If I were in school again, I’d have a crush on a certain teacher.

violaguy88:

Ready for my first day back teaching!

If I were in school again, I’d have a crush on a certain teacher.

February 4 at 4:14pm via violaguy88 · Like · View Post
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