Orations from Chub Lover

um you are anon

Where the fucking hell do all these nasty creatures come from. I keep marking them as a H8. I respect that they are alive, mammals and such, but they are vile.

CATS. a creature that walks around as if they are in charge. Forget who feeds them. They shit in boxes where they then proceed to “clean” themselves by licking the fecal matter off their feet and fur, then they walk all over everything.

I know you are saying “not my cat” and I say to you YES your cat. You go to sleep and they wander your house as if it is their domain alone.

I just moved from a house that had 18 cats amongst 2 couples. NASTY hairballs all over the floor, sneaky jumps up on the kitchen counter when no one is looking.HAIR ALL OVER EVERYTHING!

Oh and the “my house don’t stink”  yeah sure… only when you know you got company coming over. NASTY VILE DOMESTICATED cats! They belong OUTSIDE chasing rats and mice and eating out of garbage, not in a house!

Just my opinion.

It is interesting this ability of our minds to disregard the obvious. It is interesting that our senses give us input that we cross reference with experience and then act according to the result.

“What? What do you mean Mr. Otter?”you may ask.

Well to be diplomatic as well as pragmatic I will explain…

I see posts of men. Males who, to my eyes are pleasing. The synapses send the correct signal to the brain and, depending on the information gathered (clothed or nude, beautiful eyes or mouth, nice ass or equipment, photo setting, etc.) my brain sends the signals to the areas of pleasure or discomfort (alternate words available depending on our own processing mechanism). This is how, personally, I respond to the sense of sight on my dashboard…BUT WAIT

I see people like posts and make comments on photos of people I have had the pleasure or unfortunate opportunity to meet in real life. It is the unfortunate opportunities I am speaking of at this particular moment.

For I watch people, always have. I see the “pleasure centers” working when someone makes a “I’d do (insert action) to such and such” comment on photos of these unfortunate people. I consider myself a great judge of character, and frankly way to often my personal judgement is justified by others who have the same unfortunate experience with these same individuals. All I can say is “If you only knew.” when i read the comments associated with the above mentioned individuals.

I guess what I am saying in a nutshell is this. Yes you may get a momentary instinctual synaptic response to the stimuli of perceived beauty, but really if you only knew what assholes these people are in reality, you would never entertain the thought of putting your cock anywhere near them. They are ugly to the core on the inside.

Thank you for listening

Thank you

What kind of pictures would you like?

You are very welcome!

I have been single now for 4 years. I am lonely and tired of not having someone around. I have a good job, a good life and good loving to give. LTR? How is 11 years, that was the last one, he became a furry and went after the younger ones.

If you are interested I am open to suggestions. Let me know.

Thanks

Lord oF The Rings Trilogy from EA games. I would be Gandalf.

I have read LOTR since I was a kid. I play LOTRO, Have all the Games for PC and PS3 and PS2. I own the extended DVD’s and hoping to get the extended Blu-Ray’s for my birthday.

LOTR is the greatest novel of the 20th century and we owe a lot of fantasy genre to Tolkein.

Never Snowballed or Feltched… Just not into it. Woman or Man. I also have never tasted my own. Interesting huh?

Wow that was TMI

abigmanblog:

People who reblog get to cut.

Excuse me, I get to cut… he said so….

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